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"So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused."

-Hermann Hesse

As with every occasion, there is etiquette which must be maintained so classic fun does not turn awry. I ask potential clients to please respect my boundaries. When I say "no" it is a firm "no". It does not mean "maybe", it does not mean "ask again in 5 minutes", no means NO. I have the right to refuse service to a client if I feel their vibe and mannerisms wave red flags. When inquiring about my services, please respond with more than just "hey" or "hi baby", etc. If you were trying to book an appointment with your dentist, you wouldn't just email them "hey" would you?


I do not bargain prices. They are firm. I am a woman, not a car dealership. I take great offence to bartering. If this is an issue, perhaps another service provider is the right fit for you. 

A well-thought out inquiry will get you a response. All my services are SAFE and always will be. Albeit I am open-minded, everything is "Your Menu May Vary". No amount of money will ever persuade me to provide otherwise.


I love reviews and welcome them! These are my recent ones! If you are pleased with the service and would like to write an evaluation on a review board, then I ask in advance that you do not write in too much detail, as I find it tasteless to overshare. Thank you in advance for respecting these rules of mine.

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