Joli Jolánka
your mysterious lover
FAQs
“Before the moon I am, what a woman is, a woman of power, a woman’s power, deeper than the roots of trees, deeper than the roots of islands, older than the Making, older than the moon.”
-Ursula K. Le Guin
Q: How long have you been a companion for?
A: Since April 2019
Q: Are you over 18?
A: Yes, I am in my 20s
Q: How do I book with you?
A: Click here, or email jolijolanka@yourmysteriouslover.com
Q: What is your Screening Process?
A: Screening details are above my Booking Form
Q:What currency do you accept?
A: Currently only Canadian Dollars (CAD)
Q: What form of donations do you accept?
A: Cash is preferred, but I also do accept electronic fund transfer sent to my email
Q: Do you discriminate on age, race, gender, etc?
A: No. I happily see all people of colour, ethnicity, and gender between the ages of 21-75
Q: May I write a CAF review about you?
A: Yes! I welcome them. Ensure they are tasteful and do not go into explicit details.
Q: When are you coming to a city near me?
A: My tour dates will be posted here, so be sure to check regularly!
Q: Do you offer bareback?
A: For the price on my menu section. Must provide screening.
Q: Can I do MSOG more than once?
A: If it's within the scheduled time, yes.
Q: Do you charge extra for MSOG?
A: No, not unless it exceeds agreed time of service.
Q: (Insert other SP's name) does "_" and "_" for cheaper, why can't you do the same?
A: My prices are firm. I take great offence to bartering. I am a human being, not real estate.
Q: Take trips to Greece?
A: No
Q: What is your twitter?
Q: Will you marry me?
A: No. Exceptions only for Christian Bale
Q: Restrictions?
A: Restrictions vary by client.YMMV
Q: Do you do couples?
A: Of course!
Q: Do you do groups?
A: Absolutely. The more the merrier!
Q: Do you offer duets?
A: Yes. Please contact further for information. I am selective and do not do duets with everyone.