FAQs

“Before the moon I am, what a woman is, a woman of power, a woman’s power, deeper than the roots of trees, deeper than the roots of islands, older than the Making, older than the moon.”

-Ursula K. Le Guin

Q: How long have you been a companion for?

A: Since April 2019

Q: Are you over 18?

A: Yes, I am in my early 20s

Q: How do I book with you?

A: Click here, or email   jolijolanka@yourmysteriouslover.com

Q: What is your Screening Process?

A: Screening details are above my Booking Form

 

Q:What currency do you accept?

A: Currently only Canadian Dollars (CAD)

Q: What form of donations do you accept?

A: Cash is preferred, but I also do accept electronic fund transfer sent to my email

q: What is the difference between Vanilla Skies and the Honeymoon Package?

A: Vanilla Skies is strictly social.

Q: Do you discriminate on age, race, gender, etc?

A: No. I happily see all people of colour, ethnicity, and gender between the ages of 18-75

Q: May I write a CAF review about you?

A: Yes! I welcome them. Ensure they are tasteful and do not go into explicit details. 

Q: When are you coming to a city near me?

A: My tour dates will be posted here, so be sure to check regularly! 

 

Q: Do you offer bareback? 

A: No. Exceptions only for Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

Q: Can I do MSOG more than once?

A: If it's within the scheduled time, yes.

 

Q: Do you charge extra for MSOG? 

A: No, not unless it exceeds agreed time of service.

Q: (Insert other SP's name) does "_" and "_" for cheaper, why can't you do the same?

A: My prices are firm. I take great offence to bartering. I am a human being, not real estate.

Q: Take trips to Greece?

A: Selectively 

Q: What is your twitter?

A: @JoliJolanka

Q: Will you marry me?

A: No. Exceptions only for Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio

Q: Restrictions?

A: Restrictions vary by client.YMMV

Q: Do you do couples?

A: Of course!

Q: Do you do groups?

A: Absolutely. The more the merrier!

Q: Do you offer duets?

A: Yes. Please contact further for information. I am selective and do not do duets with everyone.

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